PUKE ROCK

Photoshop Images Horrible Pictures

2006-08-15T11:05:00.000-07:00

Wishing I Was There Now

2006-07-12T19:13:00.000-07:00

I want to love someone.

Every skin cell.

I want freedom in a container.

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Down the hall,
The dykes are singing
Karoake. I want that.

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Not the karoake.

The experience.

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I want to find him
And take him with me.

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I want to drive for miles
And stop wherever I want

And make a life.

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And never let go.

Cannibals in the workplace

2006-07-07T11:00:00.000-07:00

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat the secretary!"

Funny Pictures

2006-06-30T09:40:00.000-07:00

Weight Loss Program

2006-06-30T09:38:00.000-07:00

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lbs. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck . She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful , sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next
>four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 >pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."

Awesome Michael Jackson Joke

2006-06-30T09:37:00.000-07:00

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon,
and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

Horney Harry Potter

2006-06-30T09:33:00.000-07:00